
my sprinkle donut today only had 11 sprinkles on it. and 7 of them were yellow. what’s up with that, dunkin donuts?
I wrote a chapbook about Dunkin’ Donuts and then left it on one of the tables at the Dunkin’ Donuts and nobody read it. What’s up with that, Dunkin’ Donuts?
I only got one butter packet with my garlic bagel today. I require at least five. What’s up with that, Dunkin’ Donuts?
my local dunkin donuts proprietor never comes at me with flying pastries. what’s up with that, dunkin donuts?
this coffee is about to spill! what’s up with that, dunkin donuts?

my sprinkle donut today only had 11 sprinkles on it. and 7 of them were yellow. what’s up with that, dunkin donuts?